Deeks: Morning, Sunshine.
Kensi: You lied to me. You said you needed a ride. Deeks, I’m your partner, not your chauffeur. I thought you were having car trouble. What are you doing?
Kensi: Please tell me you didn’t…
Kensi: Oh, my God. You’re using me as bait?
Deeks: No, no, no. Not bait. As a wingman. This is what partners do.
Kensi: Do you know how utterly unprofessional this is?
Deeks: You should tell me.
Kensi: I don’t… What?
Deeks: Don’t stop. Keep telling me. Get mad. Act like we’re breaking up. Get angry. Ready? Go.
Kensi: Are you for real?
Deeks: Sunshine! Wait!
Kensi: Stay away from me. It’s over! I can’t do this anymore!
Deeks: Listen, I-I’m sorry. All right? I know that it’s tough when I’m on the road all the time, touring, with the band.
Kensi: I don’t care about that! You-You cheated on me. With my brother!
Deeks: That’s just mean.
» NCIS: Los Angeles 2.09 - “Absolution”
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